Jimmy Kimmel described the nightmare of last weekend’s Blobfish Basketball Classic one-on-one with Texas Sen. Ted Cruz.

“Just like a blobfish, the game was ugly, sloppy and, within moments, we were gasping for air,” Kimmel warned JKL viewers.

He described the game as “very rough and nothing but fouls.”

“I have bruises…

In what could be considered one of the most medium stakes basketball showdown of the year, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz beat out late-night host Jimmy Kimmel in the first Blobfish Basketball Classic at Texas Southern University's Health and Physical Education Arena Saturday.

Cruz edged out Kimmel in an 11-9 victory as an arena…