Horse’s Mouth 4: ‘Super Fun Night,’ David Chase, Donkey Tongue, And More

The Horses MouthThe Horse’s Mouth is an ongoing feature with a collection of funny or head-scratching comments and crazy conversations that our staff has had. We thought we’d share them with you. 

COMMENTER on Super Fun Night story: “Super fun night was my absolute favorite program. I’m devastated. I might go eat so much I bust my stomach staple. Rip, good friend.”

COMEBACK COMMENT: “You need your TV privileges revoked. You should have your TVs taken away. You have no business owning a TV. I almost want to say your TV acumen is so bad that you don’t deserve eyes and ears! Why? Because Super Fun Night should have been put out its misery halfway through the first episode. It was indeed THAT awful. And for you to say “it was your absolute favorite show” means you have the TV taste of a tongueless donkey … ”


PRODUCER: You have the same cheekbones as Angelina Jolie in Maleficent.
REPORTER: Oh God, I certainly hope not.
PRODUCER: What do you mean? She has great cheekbones.
REPORTER: Those are fake implants designed to make her look evil and weird. I think Rick Baker did those.
PRODUCER: Those aren’t her real cheekbones?
REPORTER: Oh boy, I’m worried about you … an you’re in the movie business?!
PRODUCER: (laughing) Well, yeah, I am but I produce really shitty movies. (more…)

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