Joan, Contd.

Joan Rivers is feeling up Peter Jackson. Oh, excuse me, that was a penguin stuffed animal to plug March of the Penguins. (“Don’t just buy the DVD; buy the plush toy, too!”)

Joan just told the PriceWaterhouseCoopers beancounters who total the Oscar votes to watch out for terrorists. And she was serious. Now that’s what I call entertainment.

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