Jimmy Fallon’s Donald Trump doesn’t like mean names, but for Fear author Bob Four-Eyed No-Talent Soup-Breath Woodward, he’ll make an exception.
Fallon-Trump addressed the nation last night to dispute the allegations in Woodward’s bombshell Fear, taking time to note that he’s usually not so thin-skinned about things.
“Firstly, addressing criticism is very out of character for me,” said NBC’s Tonight Show host. “It really is, because I’m usually very thick-skinned and I’m not easily offended.”
And, in true Richard “I Am Not A Crook” Nixon style, Fallon’s raccoon-eyed Trump declares, “I am not an idiot.”
But there’s one Woodward allegation he doesn’t dispute. “He also said I called Rudy Giuliani a terrible lawyer and that he’s a baby that needs his diaper changed.
“That part is true.”
Take a look at Wednesday night’s Fallon bit above.