Dr. Evil Announces Mark Zuckerberg As His 2020 Running Mate On ‘Tonight Show’

Jimmy Fallon

Dr. Evil appeared on Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to discuss his ejection from President Donald Trump’s cabinet and plans to run against Trump in 2020.

Dr. Evil, aka Mike Myers, did not specify what had been his cabinet role, saying only he had lobbied to be Secretary of Evil, but lost out to Steve Bannon. Possibly that’s because Evil had not pitched deporting DACA DREAMers to Trump, explaining “I’m evil but I’m not a monster.”

Evil did, however, claimed credit for the whole Border Wall campaign, though he admitted had pitched a moat, filled with “spiky blowfish” which would be paid for by Alec Baldwin rather than Mexico.

During his short cabinet gig, Evil got along well with HUD Secretary Ben Carson, what with them both being “evil doctors who did not know why they were there.”

Dr. Evil used the NBC late-night show to announce his 2020 run for POTUS, revealing his running mate is the one person in the country “even more hated than Donald Trump: Mark Zuckerberg.”

This article was printed from https://deadline.com/2018/04/dr-evil-mark-zuckerberg-donald-trump-running-mate-2020-jimmy-fallon-video-1202358960/