Stephen Colbert Diagrams Trump’s Obama Comments, Discovers Swastika

“Yes, All Muslims know what other Muslims are thinking,” Colbert said on his CBS late night show. “They’re magical that way. Trump learned that from the documentary Aladdin.”

“This whole speech, with its nativism, its fear mongering, and especially self aggrandizing in the face of tragedy feels like a new low. It makes me long for the days when Trump was just bragging about the size of his penis,” Colbert snarked.

In those subsequent radio interviews, “Trump didn’t come right out and call the president a secret Muslim. But a lot of people took it that way, So yesterday Trump clarified his vague statement – by making a vaguer one,” Colbert marveled.

“Well you know I”ll let people figure that out for themselves,” Trump had said when asked, “What did you mean by that?” in a radio with WRKO’s Howie Carr.

Which Colbert did, with a diagram.

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