Just in time for April Fools’ Day comes this little vignette that drafts this week’s Furious 7 heat. 2 Blart 2 Furious features Kevin James and his Segway keepin’ it real as he handles an unruly group of ne’er-do-wells who are causing a ruckus in the street. His street. Don’t these crazy kids know who he is? After watching this, we’re sure you want to be reminded that Sony’s Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is headed to a mall-locked megaplex near you on April 17.