Presidential campaign-payoff recipient/porn star Stormy Daniels will counterprogram President Donald Trump’s Build the Wall/Twist the Truth Address to the nation tonight — by folding her laundry.

Trump’s address from the Oval Office will be carried by the cable news networks, as well as ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS, the Fox broadcast network, and C-SPAN.

Stormy can be seen live on Instagram.

Donald Trump is expected to wear one of his red clown ties and a dark suit.

Stormy will be in her underwear.

“If you’re looking for anything even remotely worth watching tonight at 9PM EST, I will be folding laundry in my underwear for 8 minutes on Instagram live,” Daniels announced Tuesday afternoon, when it had become clear Trump might not declare a state of emergency on national TV in order to get Defense Department financing for his wall, and that his address was shaping up to be something of a bloviating bust.

Trump is scheduled to speak for eight minutes; Daniels had promised same, so as to not step on Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer’s response time afterward.

“Not all heroes wear capes,” commented one scholar on her Twitter feed.

Here are Daniels’ programming notes, per Twitter: