President Trump has been futzing in the Middle East, opening the U.S. embassy in Jerusalem, Stephen Colbert told viewers. “Now we’ve just got to de-stabilize Antarctica, and we’ll have Global Crisis Bingo,” Colbert snarked.

But, according to our ambassador, moving the embassy to Jerusalem sends a message to Israel “You are not alone,” Colbert noted, adding, “It’s true. There’s a bunch of other people who live there too. They’re the angry ones.”

Trump could not be there himself, the CBS late-night host said, “because, you know, the angry people.

“Instead he sent Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken,” Colbert said, of Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner.

Jared gave a speech at the embassy opening, explaining it’s good for peace:

“When there is peace in this region,” Jared said, “we will look back upon this day and remember that the journey to peace started with a strong America recognizing the truth.”