The day began with Trump celebrating First Lady Melania Trump’s birthday. “That’s right, on this day in 1970, Melania Trump was born in Slovenia,” he began.
Trump celebrated this morning with a “bonkers” 30 minute phone call to Fox & Friends – at the start of which he said he’s too busy to buy her a present.
“Keeping in mind, he said this during a 30 minute-long, rambling call to Fox & Friends,” Kimmel joked. “He told them he got her a beautiful card. A beautiful green card.”
During the interview, Trump accidentally admitted that Michael Cohen did represent him in the Stormy Daniels “please-be-quiet-now case,” the ABC late-night host noted. “If ever there was a year to get your wife a nice gift this would be it,” Kimmel advised.
“If you can spend $130,000 on a porn star, you could at least spring for a necklace,” he scolded Trump.
“Here’s all you need to know about Donald Trump: Bill Cosby, one of the most beloved and successful TV stars of all-time, was convicted of three counts of indecent assault today. He could very well spend the rest of his life eating pudding in prison – and that’s not even the top story of the day.”