Hollywood And Washington React Very Differently To Total Eclipse

I'm Ready! #EclipseDay pic.twitter.com/IIqbJebcww

— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) August 21, 2017

Most adorable eclipse photo goes to… Jeff Sessions pic.twitter.com/9w4GtWRfnV

— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) August 21, 2017

A lazy screenwriter gets coffee; everyone runs outside to see the eclipse. He sends himself a text: "Heist during eclipse? Eclipse = clock?"

— John Levenstein (@johnlevenstein) August 21, 2017

This is what the character in my heist movie says just before she's killed by the eclipse. https://t.co/mrBOQJw4Fq

— John Levenstein (@johnlevenstein) August 21, 2017

When the eclipse comes I’m going to borrow the special glasses my wife uses when I’m shirtless.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) August 21, 2017

Be careful who you hook up with today. Everyone looks good when you're wearing eclipse glasses.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 21, 2017

The divided United States of America will unite today, sharing a cosmic event predicted by the methods and tools of science. pic.twitter.com/Q3lNrDLABA

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) August 21, 2017

Ready for the eclipse! pic.twitter.com/KAq1mRj4s1

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) August 20, 2017

Eclipse cookies ready! pic.twitter.com/jXhd82Xezq

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) August 21, 2017

I just invested in an eclipse sunglass company. Does anyone know when the next one is?

— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) August 21, 2017