Madonna Twerks, Vamps, Pouts, Fashion-Critiques Through Carpool Karaoke With James Corden

Much voguing, much scenery chewing, and what James Corden insists is Carpool Karaoke’s first in-car twerk when Madonna’s iteration of the hit video franchise dropped tonight on Corden’s Late Late Show.

Material Girl seemed deadly earnest through, announcing she doesn’t really like riding around in a car unless there’s music, wondering why Corden did not remove any of his items of clothing, discussed her home life at some length and then pronounced it a “boring conversation.” She also boasted of being excommunicated by the Vatican three times, and her love of musical theater but only old-school.

Madonna also revealed she engaged in tongue-in-mouth kissing with Michael Jackson;  Corden wondered if this is a scoop and why hasn’t he heard this before.

Madonna also pronounced Corden’s wife a lucky woman, noting the only thing he’s missing is “a good dress sense.” She dismissed his fave shirt, which he’s worn for the occasion “very Seattle 1990’s,” later noting he’s not going to get her with red flannel. Corden seemed stricken by the criticism which, of course, was the point.