Full Frontal’s Samantha Bee took a look at the final debate of this election cycle, in which political pundits noted Donald Trump had a “decent 40 minutes,” and his “best 30 minutes on policy” of any debate in this race.
“Only kindergartners get points for using their inside voices,” Bee chastised.
“Our media are so punch drunk from the 16-month Hindenburg explosion of Trump’s candidacy they no longer notice how awful he is unless he Hulks out on stage, or grabs the foundational principles of our republic by the p*ssy.”
And Bee had no patience for commentators who were “shocked to discover that the guy who has promised to suspend freedom of religion and the press doesn’t respect the Constitution” when Trump declined to agree, when asked by moderator Chris Wallace, to accept the election results November 8.
“Looking at the results of a democratic election and saying ‘Fuck that!’ has been official Republican policy for at least eight years now,” Bee noted, cutting to clips of GOP Sen. John McCain’s speeches about a rigged media, widespread election fraud, etc., during his White House run.
“Spare us the handwringing, GOP. If you leave loaded guns lying around the house, it’s only a matter of time before a 4-year-old picks one up and pulls the trigger,” Bee scoffed.
And, if you were hoping to hear a debate moderator ask about climate change, you’ll have to wait another four years, Bee said. But if you were hoping to hear old men talk about vaginas some more, it was your lucky night.
This time, however, Clinton’s mask of self-control finally slipped, and she pulled off what the entire Republican establishment could not, Bee said: “beat this d*ck-waving Berlusconi knockoff like a little bitch”:
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