“Hugh Grant and his stutteringly pathetic ‘charm’ is about as appealing to me as closing my scrotum in a DVD case,” after which Grant asks “Are these real or do you make them up to be especially nasty?”
“Kate Hudson is a dead eyed trash bag that smells like low tide.”
And then there’s this:
“Why does Ryan Gosling always look like he’s trying to squeeze a fart out without it making any noise?” to which Gosling replies, “Because I’m a gentleman.”
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