John Oliver on Last Week Tonight discussed the recently released U.S. Senate Torture Report revealing gruesome details of this country’s interrogation program. Because so many people have not yet read the phone-book-sized document (phone book: a tome-cum-door-stop formerly used in virtually every home for the purpose of looking up telephone numbers), including some of those named named in the report as having authorized the practice, Oliver asked Helen Mirren to read some of the livelier bits for his show.