David Letterman will have stepped down as host of CBS’s Late Show by the time the next presidential race works up a full head of steam. Small wonder last night Letterman jumped on Jeb Bush’s announcement he would actively explore a possible run for the Oval Office in ’16, with the Top 10 Questions Jeb Bush is Asking Himself While Actively Exploring A Run For President.

Among the highlights:

No. 9: Can I find a running mate as likeable as Dick Cheney?

No. 8, If I run who will rig the election in Florida?

No 6: Have I ever emailed anyone at Sony?