This ABC show now in its 13th season is the bane of my existence (because I hate it so much) and returns on Monday, September 19th, with a fall season lineup of spandex-sporting contestants that’s as bewildering as ever. The full roster is:
— Nancy “J’accuse” Grace, TV blonde who rants about white trash murders.
— David Arquette, better known as a Howard Stern guest than an actor.
— LA Laker Ron Artest changing his name to “Metta World Peace”.
— Chaz Bono, who’s obviously there for random curiosity.
— George Clooney’s dumped girlfriend Elizabetta Canalis.
— Kristin “Drama Drama Drama” Cavallari, the unlikeable Reality TV bimbo.
— The least interesting Kardashian (which is saying a lot): Rob.
— Carson “Queer Eye For The Straight Guy” Kressley, who needs a new agent.
— Ricki Lake coming out of the Witness Protection Program.
— J.R. Martinez, a soap opera actor who helps fulfill ABC’s diversity quota.
— Singer Chynna Phillips married to the least interesting Baldwin brother.
— Soccer player Hope Solo promoting her nude spread in ESPN The Magazine.
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