Roseanne Barr Sounds Off On Sheen, Lorre

Roseanne Barr, who famously clashed with Two and a Half Men co-creator/showrunner Chuck Lorre on her ABC sitcom Roseanne, chimed in on the turmoil surrounding Men star Charlie Sheen with 2 semi-coherent posts on her blog today, one titled Chuck Lorre’s Hit List and one Charlie Sheen makes Me Look Sane. Both include scathing insults about Lorre, with CBS and its chief Leslie Moonves also not spared.

“Me, Cybil S(hepherd), Brett Butler, Charlie Sheen (stars who lost big when working with Chuck)”

“I fired Chuck Lorre for being a big drunk on my show, and he went on to become one of tv’s most successful writers (about dick jokes).”

“I feel sorry for Charlie Sheen, (and Brett and Cybil, both of whom were often out in the parking lot screaming at Chuck and crying) who has to not only be the bi-polar wizard Charlie Sheen, but had to toil as a tool for Lorre Enterprises Inc. and … Julie Chen’s very old comedically incontent husband, Les, the power behind CBS, the network of choice for the dentally challenged.”

“Charlie, take a break dude. Go to Greece, Paris, China, look at great art and lay low. You got fired, dude. Anybody can do your job, really. Other guys are funny and not repulsive to intelligent women, though those shit Chuck Lorre lines could choke a fucking horse, and render any actor who recites them stone cold soul dead.”