The Charlie Sheen saga took another bizzare turn tonight with a pre-planned police raid on his house. (You’ve got to feel sorry for those neighbors by now.) According to TMZ, the cops are searching for firearms after a report that Sheen had threatened to harm himself.

Meanwhile, shortly before the raid, Sheen announced on Twitter his rumored live tour, My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show. Two dates, April 2 in Detroit and April 3 in Chicago, are already on sale. Here is a promo for the tour, most likely written by Sheen himself.

I’m going on the road. LIVE.

Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth?

This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock.

Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me.