Cue the hair jokes: Comedy Central just announced it has locked in Donald Trump as its next roastee.  Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump will tape on March 9 in New York City for a Spring 2011 premiere. “I’ll show up to the Roast because Comedy Central is paying me a lot of money, but I’m confused as to how anybody could make fun of me,” Trump said. Added Elizabeth Porter, Comedy Central’s SVP, specials and talent. “We are so glad he agreed to be Roasted.  I’m hoping he buys me a plane.”