The Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert revolution will be televised – the comedians’ dueling October 30 Washington, DC rallies: Rally to Restore Sanity and March to Keep Fear Alive, will be broadcast live on Comedy Central and streamed live online. Stewart made the announcement on The Daily Show last night (video below). In the bit, which was quite funny, he also laid down some ground rules for attendees: “No nudity. No throwing stuff and no totalitarian fascism. And when in doubt, don’t be douchey.”