Updated with video from tonight’s “Fire David Letterman” rally (see below):

10. “David who?”

9. “Well, it was nice of CBS to provide the catering.”

8. “We should have done this years ago.”

7. “What idiot turned Broadway into a pedestrian mall?”

6. “Isn’t there always a crowd demanding Letterman be fired?”

5. “March around the potholes, people.”

4. “Can we also get CBS to bring back Gunsmoke?”

3. “When does Cheney get here with the waterboarding gear?”

2. “He should apologize for that hairpiece.”

1. “Thanks for coming, Regis.”

A few dozen protesters turned up to tonight’s “Fire David Letterman” rally outside the Ed Sullivan Theater. According to New York Magazine’s website, videographer Jonah Green learned that they watch Fox News, hate socialism, and think that Letterman “rapes children with his mouth.” Oh, and they really, really like Jay Leno: