I know what you’re thinking: Isn’t NBC paying Conan O’Brien so he doesn’t have to act in stupid beer commercials? He’s donating the $$$ to the Fresh Air Fund.

(and off topic…) Why would NBC sked General Patreaus (coin toss) and the crew of US Airways Flight 1549 (on-field cameo)? Because of pandering. I’m just glad Pope Benedict XVI and Sarah Palin weren’t back-up singers to Bruce Springteen.