This may or may not be something to lighten the mood today, but the Marzipan Taco podcast has a feature called LET’S CALL AN AGENT — and this time they called the office of Tom Cruise’s CAA team member Tori Metzger (why not Rick Nicita?) to pitch a writer-less silent biopic of Marcel Marceau with Cruise in white face. “It requires no writers, which is the best part.” “That’s great,” Metzger’s assistant responds. Enjoy.
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