I’m told Paris The Heiress yesterday consulted with Mr. Plea Bargain himself, Robert Shapiro, the Century City criminal attorney infamous for repping O.J. Simpson, Christian Brando, Robert Evans and Jose Conseco. Shapiro, whose claim to fame is that he rarely sees the inside of a trial, heads the White Collar Criminal Defense division of Christensen, Glaser, Fink, Jacobs, Weil & Shapiro. Hilton has appealed her 45-day jail sentence for violating her probation but is supposed to report to jail June 5th. So Shapiro had better hurry to deal or no deal. Meanwhile, I realize that Hollywood PR people are sadists, but Eliott Mintz must be a masochist to agree to be rehired by Paris after she kicked him to the curb last week. Moral of both Hollywood immorality tales? There’s nothing too odious when enough money is involved.