Updated with video: ABC has dropped  the newest installment of Jimmy Kimmel’s Mean Tweets that air tonight on Live, with Hugh Grant, Kate Hudson and Ryan Gosling reading off a few choice insults.

Such as:

“Hugh Grant and his stutteringly pathetic ‘charm’ is about as appealing to me as closing my scrotum in a DVD case,” after which Grant asks “Are these real or do you make them up to be especially nasty?”

Or:

“Kate Hudson is a dead eyed trash bag that smells like low tide.”

And then there’s this:

“Why does Ryan Gosling always look like he’s trying to squeeze a fart out without it making any noise?” to which Gosling replies, “Because I’m a gentleman.”