On Monday, the Commission on Presidential Debates unveiled the topics for next week’s first faceoff between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, chosen by moderator Lester Holt: America’s Direction, Achieving Prosperity and Securing America.

Last night, Jimmy Kimmel revealed his list of topics the two candidates should debate. They would make for more interesting viewing, including “Mr. Trump, Please Stop Shouting” and “Secretary Clinton, Can I Get You a Lozenge?”

Sadly, late-night hosts do not get to pick the topics. Maybe ABC’s Martha Raddatz and CNN’s Anderson Cooper, who are co-moderating the second debate on October 9, will consult Kimmel before announcing their topics.