The morning after Donald Trump took the New Hampshire primary among Republican hopefuls, Funny or Die unveiled his “long lost” autobiographical movie, which movie host Ron Howard explained, was written, directed and stars the orange-hued real estate magnet-turned-reality TV star-turned-GOP front-runner. It was thought to have been lost “in the Cybill Shepherd blouse fire of 1989,” Howard said, but a copy recently was discovered at a yard sale in Phoenix. FoD explained the movie thusly:

Donald Trump has it all. Money, power, respect, and an Eastern European bride. But all his success didn’t come for nothing. First, he inherited millions of dollars from his rich father, then he grabbed New York City by the balls. Now you can learn the art of negotiation, real estate, and high-quality brass in this illuminating made-for-TV special feature, Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trump’s The Art Of The Deal: The Movie.

The cast includes Alfred Molina, Kristen Schaal, Henry Winkler, Andy Richter, Stephen Merchant, Jack McBrayer, Patton Oswalt, etc. And the actor who has been transformed into Trump for the 50-minute movie?

Johnny Depp, naturally:

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And he's the Republican frontrunner. Just ridiculous. American politics has become such a circus... and it's really...

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