GOP hopeful Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida revealed last night on NBC’s The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon that what he’d really like to do, if he’s not elected president, is to be NFL commissioner. He’d much prefer it to being VPOTUS, he said when asked by Jimmy Fallon, because the NFL commissioner gets to suspend people.

Now, one of Rubio’s rivals for the GOP nom, fellow Floridian Jeb Bush – who also flirted with the idea of NFL commissioner as a fallback career, about a decade ago – reveals his new Plan B is a gig on Showtime’s Homeland, because then he could kill terrorists with his bare hands. Bush might be available: In the latest poll out of Iowa, he has 3% of the vote, trailing Donald Trump’s 37% , Ted Cruz’s 26%, Rubio’ 14% and Ben Carson’s 6%.