The Horse’s Mouth is an ongoing feature with a collection of the more head-scratching comments and/or crazy conversations we’ve had with people in the industry. We thought we’d share them with you. Happy holidays:

REPORTER: So you are going to have to write off $100M from this dog of a movie.
EXEC:
Yes, but is there any way you can put in the article that we’re very proud to work with the director and that the film is an outstanding achievement for him?
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“This might actually be a worse idea for a movie than Human Centipede.” — Commenter on Clint Eastwood’s next film, Sully

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“Honestly, my first instinct was that I was worried about Amy. I had someone call her and ask if she was OK.” — Angelina Jolie Pitt in the New York Times, when asked about the Sony hack

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REPORTER: Can you ask (your boss) to call me?
ASSISTANT: Sure, but can you email her?
REPORTER: To ask her to call me?
ASSISTANT: Yes.
REPORTER: Why? Are you getting fired?

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scorch trialsCOMMENTER 1: “Very, very disappointing. I’m not sure I can bring myself to go to The Scorch Trials if they don’t apologize and return the artifacts.”
COMMENTER 2: “You’d better hurry up and not bring yourself to go pretty soon while you have the chance — the movie has been out for 3 weeks.”