Time is cruel, especially when you were once the world’s most famous male model. But when the planet’s most beautiful people start turning up dead — all of them checking out with your “signature look” — it’s time to fight back. Or something. Franchise rookie Penelope Cruz puts it best: “God help us all.”

Zoolander 2Welcome to Zoolander 2, the follow-up to the 2001 hit starring Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander and Owen Wilson as Hansel. Both reprise their roles in the sequel, with Stiller again directing. Also back is Will Ferrell as the diabolical, villainous and downright silly Mugatu, and newcomer Kristen Wiig clearly relished her role as a superdupermodel.

Add appearances by the likes of Benedict Cumberbatch, Justin Bieber, Olivia Munn, Fred Armisen, Billy Zane, Cyrus Arnold and Kanye West, and the catwalk stage is set. Paramount Pictures opens 2oolander (nudge nudge, wink wink) on Valentine’s weekend, so see it with someone you love — someone who doesn’t take him- or herself too seriously. Check out the first full trailer above, and tell us what you think.