“Bullsh*t, is everywhere,” Stewart said tonight, leaving his viewers with words to live by as he walks out the door at The Daily Show. “There is very little that you will encounter in life that has not, in some way, been infused with bullshit.”

It’s the premeditated, institutionalized bullshit, dALL PHOTOS ARE UNDER EMBARGO UNTIL THE END OF EAST COAST TELECASTesigned to obscure and distract, you need to look out for, he warned.  Like the Patriot Act, “because Are You Scared Enough To Let Me Look At All Your Phone Records Act doesn’t sell.”

“So, whenever something’s been titled Freedom, Fairness, Family Health America, take a good long sniff,” he suggested. “Chances are it’s been manufactured in a facility that may contain traces of bullsh*t.”