Is this guy serious? German director Uwe Boll is failing in his attempt to raise funds for his film Rampage 3, and he delivers such a bile-filled and animated diatribe about Hollywood stars and film financiers, that it ought to go down as a classic. He’s so over the top that all that’s missing is the Hans and Franz characters. He doesn’t need them to pump you up and he posted these gems on YouTube. Trust me, they will make your morning. And who knows? Maybe they’ll help fuel a late surge so the provocative Boll can reach his funding goal. He needs $55,000 and with a couple days left only got $25,000 in pledges.

This one’s even better: