CNN’s Don Lemon interviewed Hollywood luminaries on the red carpet at the Oscars tonight. He did not disappoint. Red Carpet Don Lemonisms:

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Lemon to Andy Samberg: “How do you come up with stuff like ‘Dick in a Box’? “
“You get locked in a room for 48 hours,” Samberg begins.
Lemon throws back to Michaela Pereira: “Those are the guys responsible for ‘Dick in a Box’! “
“Um, you said it,” responds Pereira, who, unlike Lemon, remembers she works for CNN, adding, “My mom is watching”

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Sending off on his red-carpet way Kevin Hart with his fiancee Eniko Parrish, Lemon says: “You’re a lucky man. You got a lot of money, and that’s why you got her!”

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Lemon to Robert Duvall, in re his role as a father in The Judge“You think you’re the typical straight-nosed father?”

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Lemon to Duvall, who has just said he lives outside Washington, D.C. and that he watches Lemon on CNN: “What channel am I on where you live?”

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Lemon, turning away from his interview with J.K. Simmons, who’s nominated for Best Supporting Actor in Whiplash: “Thank you very much J.K. Simmons. We’re seeing a lot of folks are still — wow — look at that gorgeous! — one of the most gorgeous women I’ve ever seen! On the red carpet! Is that [some random name]?  Ah, Rita Ora!”