It’s been five long years since Kevin James and his riding device rolled into megaplexes. Now, because your desperate pleading has mandated it, here’s the first trailer for Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. The erstwhile king of Queens is back for more mayhem — pratfalling, getting hit by cars, punching old ladies and getting his clocked cleaned by a large featured beast. This time he’s headed to Las Vegas for a Security Guard Expo with his teenage daughter (Raini Rodriguez) before she leaves for college. He happens upon a casino heist, and hijinks happen. Neal McDonough and Shirley Knight co-star in the sequel directed by Andy Fickman from a script by James and Nick Bakay. Sony releases it April 17.