UPDATE: I can tell you that Bob Harper did NOT win the job.

As everyone waits for the announcement of Walt Disney Studios’ new chief of worldwide marketing today, this “list” is making the rounds of the marketing blogosphere. Some of these names are hysterical:

5 years
The list is obviously fake. It seems to be missing a name on it. Like....ummmm, the guy...
5 years
Rich Ross only hires and promotes gay people. Sad but true.
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I woulda gone old school. Sid Ganis, Tom Sherak, etc. Kinda of a classy silver fox kinda...