OK, that’s my caption. Surely, you can do better…
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Call in the reinforcements! More penguins needed to make Jim Carrey’s face look younger than it actually is.
“You know the drill – keep our beaks shut, eyes straight ahead and tell ’em we love it when it’s over. And whatever you do, don’t look Jim in the eye when he comes up to us later.”
“We had to schlepp for this? At least home video brought the DVD premiere of ICE AGE to us! Guess this makes it seem like a new idea – how clever.”
Even the penguins from the movie won’t show up for a Fox premiere.
Irate penguins picket Fox premiere after being informed that Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News doesn’t believe in global warming.
“Clown suits are SO last year.” Said the creative exec dressed as a penguin.
And now the team of accountants from PricewaterhouseCoopers who have tabulated the votes.
We have a winner.
Figures Jim would get a stand-in.
Man, I knew Jim Carrey’s career had fallen, but penguin bukakke?
I told you it was a trap. Now we gotta sit through this fucking movie.
What’s black and white and ashamed all over?
FOX Exec’s precursor to walking a different plank after this weekend.
From March of the Penguins to this, boys you need new agents.
he needs a hit
Back to doing motion capture work on HAPPY FEET 2’s reshoots.
“We never should have taken that picture with Jim. That is one bad picture. One really bad picture.”
Katzenberg? We thought you said “iceberg”.
Fox gives audience the bird.
Meet the new and improved GLEE writing staff.
Great. We do all the work and the white guy gets top billing.
“WTF? I thought we were going back to Antartica”
Tell the driver to meet us at the back door, we’re just gonna cruise the line and graze the buffet. No way in HELL we’re staying to actually watch this crap… Let Carey talk to ET after.
The Muppets get Brad Pitt and we get Carey. Thanks Disney!
What a great idea to dress the Fox executives like penguins…true, still suits…but, suited (get it) to blend in with the crowd.
Noah couldn’t find room for us in his ark, now this.
Jim Carrey’s management team has just arrived for the premiere of his new movie.
All this for a couple of mackrels…bah.
Those week-old sardines aren’t the only things past their sell-by date…