Remember when Chuck Lorre got a lot of flak for some recent vanity cards about his ongoing feud with Charlie Sheen? Now Lorre has put a twist on the oldest schoolkid’s excuse. “My lawyer ate my vanity card,” was all Lorre wrote when the card appeared at the end of tonight’s new Big Bang Theory episode on CBS. I’m not sure about the eating part, but Lorre’s lawyer probably did advise him against using the vanity card to share his thoughts on Sheen again now that they’re all in arbitration.