Jimmy Kimmel's Post-Oscars Skit With Lindsay Lohan And Scarlett Johansson

Lindsay Lohan made her post-rehab acting debut in a skit during  Jimmy Kimmel Live! After the Academy Awards show that followed the Oscar ceremony on ABC. The segment, Hottie Body Humpilates, was a mock workout video infomercial featuring a bevy of hot actresses, including Scarlett Johansson, Sofia Vergara, Minka Kelly, Kelly Ripa, Jessica Biel, Emily Blunt, Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria. Also appearing in comedy videos for Kimmel’s special were Tom Hanks, Ron Howard and Julia Roberts. Here is the HoBo clip:

  1. That was painful to watch. It was at least four or five minutes too long. Self-indulgent idiotic crap. Two minutes would have been more than enough. This is proof that Jimmy really is the emperor with no clothes he lacks self-awareness and all his yes-men are afraid to tell him when something’s not working. Why not make it 10 minutes or even 15 minutes? The more you milk a lame joke the funnier it gets right? That must be true it’s why Leno repeats jokes that fall flat in his monologue if it doesn’t get a laugh he says the punchline again ONLY LOUDER FOR EMPHASIS. Kimmel is much smarter than this who the hell told him it was a good idea?

  2. Did you edit the funny parts out of this? It is mind-numbing to see what passes for comedy now. This “sketch” appears to be an excuse to annihilate any molecules of dignity that might have remained in this troupe of actresses. Fascinating that they seem quite willing to display themselves as sideshow freaks in Kimmel’s Carnival of Bad Taste.

  3. It’s not quite up there with the ‘Handsome Mens Club’ sketch but I have to say, go Jessica Biel!

  4. C’mon Lindsay, get past all this nonsense and back into a film role you can inhabit fully and make real. You have the acting talent. Your long-time fans are just a’wating here…

  5. yea, it kinda runs a little too long but considering how awful his late-night show normally is, im surprised by how enjoyable that was.

    i give it a thumbs up.

  6. I thought it was great. Comedy is subjective. Some will like. Some won’t. But the beauty of comedy is you keep trying new stuff. Handsome Men’s club was better (to me) but still was entertaining. Especially after watching a stoned James Franco and coked out Anne Hathaway for three hours.

  7. This piece showed a complete lack of comedic timing, but what do I know? I’m no comedian. Clearly, neither is Jimmy Kimmel.

  8. I agree it’s way too long. It would have been great if under 2 minutes, with quick shots of these chicks humping, Kella lifting the shirt, then Lohan finishing it up with the “allegdly” line and that’s it. Alas, it went on WAAAAY too long and half of it wasn’t funny at all. Boo. Good concept. Good cameos. Badly executed.

  9. Actresses Scarlett Johansson, Sofia Vergara, Minka Kelly, Kelly Ripa, Jessica Biel, Emily Blunt, Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria stepped in last minute when the professional whores originally cast found the material too degrading.

    The “HO” must go on!

    Stay classy “ladies”…

  10. Is it just me, or does Minka Kelly look awkward as hell? Though this wasn’t that seam busting, at least ScarJo and Biel look comfortable “humpilating.” Minka just looks sexually awkward and repressed.

  11. what the FFF happened to scarlett johanssen??? she looks like she lost 30 pounds or something, ACK! where have her boobs gone??

  12. People, People you the haters .. You have to be able to recognize satire when you see it. You might not think it’s funny funny.. but come on. Beautiful women willing to do anything to keep in SHAPE enter Jimmy K & “HUMPilates” .. if you don’t have a sense of humor .. why comment??? Seein Minka Kelly hump a ball or Jessica Biel grinding and trying too hard . Jessica Alba crying ? come on ppl .. turn Tears in the Gear!! & take the train to Humpy Town!

  13. The reason this wasn’t that great is because the show will never be able to top “F**king Ben Affleck”. That was priceless.

  14. Not only was this mess longer than the Oscars (and just as “unfunny”) it was stupid. And Ms Lindsay, when the judge in court told you take things more “serious”–aahh, this wasn’t what he meant. Epic fail.

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