Few people know that I’m a Tour De France fanatic. In part because, except for occasional low-key visits from the likes of Robin Williams and Ben Stiller, it’s traditionally a Hollywood-free zone. Until today. Obviously desperate to publicize their Knight And Day pic overseas, Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz put their mugs in front of the cameras all morning during today’s Stage 18 heading into Bordeaux. See Tom and Cam standing stiffly by the side of the road as the peloton whizzes by. See Cam flirting with Andy Schleck while Tom watches from 5 inches away. See Cam and Tom on the winner’s podium arm-in-arm with yellow jersey race leader Alberto Contador. That’s right, ON THE PODIUM. Ugh. (And, in answer to your queries about Chaingate, I do think it was very bad form that Contador did not wait for Schleck.)