UPDATE: First, Steven Spielberg spent an hour at lunch today with Jeffrey Katzenberg at the Universal commissary. Then Spielberg walked over and sat down at the table where Jeff Zucker and Adam Fogelson were talking after having meals with others. Look, if I have to explain the backstories among these players, then you’re too ignorant to read this website. Otherwise, tell me what you think they were talking about…

A) NBCU evicting Spielberg from the Uni lot?
B) Developing Jurassic Park as a half-hour sitcom?
C) Developing Jaws as a 10 PM drama?
D) Zucker asking Spielberg to take over The Tonight Show?
E) Zucker asking Spielberg for a campaign contribution?