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Jay Leno rules.
Down with Conan. Down with Conan.
I finally got my wish back.
Kick Conan to the curb and bring king Leno back.
Conan, eat your stupid jokes for snake tonight. You were never funny for the past 17 years and finally you got what what you deserve: the BOOT.
Jay, welcome back. Please take your throne deservedly.
…what a douche.
It’s more ghastly than anything I could have imagined!
Lame??? Get over it, Nikki. The opening monologue was adorable, hit all the right notes, and now all is again right about late night television. Conan will find his own place and his own audience, but for me, Go Jay!!!
As an aside, as badly as NBC execs handled this, I find it difficult to feel sorry for Conan, his $45 million AND his opportunity to go elsewhere. I wish him the best, too.
you need to get your lips off Conan’s ass that was funny!!!
Lame and boring as always, didn’t really expect anything different. Ugh! I feel sick! I need to go watch COCO now to wash the bad taste from my mouth.
How big a bite out of Letterman’s style can Jay take? The Greenspan bit was sooooooooooo Letterman. Has he no shame? No he does not
Sorry Nikki this is funny!
“A Letterman guy?” More like a CONAN guy! Acknowledge it!!
he’s back and phoning it in better than ever.
No I think he’s a Conan guy.
When does anything funny happen? Bailing after 5 minutes, onto Daily Show!
Lame? That was awesome! Do you hate Leno so much that you can’t ever say a single nice thing? What, do you hate Betty White now, too?
“Boy NBC really did cut your budget, look at this ratty ass barn.” lol
What a creep! Cant believe he’s back on at 11:30, ambien sales will definitely be on the decline, sheesh what a snorefest!!! Biggest tool on the planet!
Show open: 9:25 long.
Number of funny jokes: Zero.
Length of time Jeff Zucker will have to hold breath before Jay gets pre-Conan ratings: Google minutes.
Two words. Cluster. Fuck.
I’m with ya Nikke, I didn’t watch Jay tonight because I’m boyotting NBC’s crap. But I do know that Letterman was on fire tonight, very funny opening monologue. I think he knew he actually had to try tonight, if he wanted to dig into Jay.
THANK YOU for posting this. It saves me from the curiosity of possibly tuning in to the show….although I could only make it to the two minute mark.
Glad he was smart enough to employ Betty White because that’s about the only redeaming element of that opening.
Coco, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
how long are you gonna continue to crusade against Leno? time to move on, and be original for once.
I hope nobody watches Leno tonight AT ALL and he falls flat on his f’ing ass!!!!
Love it! He’s so funny. Glad to have him back on the Tonight Show!
Man, for months now, Jay’s been playing the persecuted martyr card. It was only a matter of time before he just came out and obviously compared him and his trials to Jesus.
I actually thought it was kinda clever.
We know you hate him, Nikki.