NO JOKE: Jeff Zucker Had Conan Arrested
BREAKING NEWS! 14TH UPDATE, TUESDAY 10:45 AM: I’ve learned that NBC late night chief Rick Ludwin, a big Conan O’Brien supporter, was not consulted by The Two Jeffs — bigwigs Jeff Zucker and Jeff Gaspin. “When the decision was made, Gaspin and Zucker never brought Rick into it,” an insider told me this morning in disbelief. Meanwhile, sources tell me that private emails have been going out from high-level executives at NBC’s soon-to-be-owner Comcast saying, “What a mess.” The last remaining issue holding up the official announcement that Conan is out, and Leno in, at The Tonight Show is O’Brien’s continuing insistence that his staff, especially those who followed him from NY to LA, be taken care of by NBC.
13TH UPDATE, TUESDAY 9 AM: NBC Universal Jeff Zucker last night told a shocked Charlie Rose in an exclusive conversation that the network’s late night moves have resulted in “death threats”. Playing the victim yet again, Zucker is tongue-tied when it’s suggested he should fall on his sword for all his missteps that have led NBC to be “in shambles”, as Rose said at the outset. Also, my insiders are accusing Zucker of lying on national television by telling Rose that there was no guarantee to Conan that The Tonight Show would start at 11:35 PM. “If there hadn’t been, do you think NBC would be paying him almost $40 million?” The full interview is here.13TH UPDATE, TUESDAY 9 AM: NBC Universal Jeff Zucker last night told a shocked Charlie Rose in an exclusive conversation that the network’s late night moves have resulted in “death threats”. The full interview is here.
12TH UPDATE, TUESDAY 6 AM: Last night Jay Leno talked in a serious and self defensive way about the late night fiasco and the circumstances surrounding his return as host of The Tonight Show :
“I thought maybe I should address this. At least give you my view of what has been going on here at NBC. Oh, let’s start in 2004. 2004 I’m sitting in my office, an NBC executive comes in and says to me, listen, Conan O’Brien has gotten offers from other networks. We don’t want him to go, so we’re going to give him The Tonight Show. I said, ‘Well, I’ve been number one for 12 years.’ They said, ‘We know that, but we don’t think you can sustain that.’ I said, ‘OK. How about until I fall to No. 2, then you fire me?’ ‘No, we made this decision.’ I said, ‘That’s fine.’ Don’t blame Conan O’Brien. Nice guy, good family guy, great guy. He and I have talked and not a problem since then. That’s what managers and people do, they try to get something for their clients. I said, ‘I’ll retire just to avoid what happened the last time.’ OK.
So time goes by and we stay No. 1 up until the day we leave. We hand [applause]. No, no. OK, but I’m leaving before my contract is out. About 6 to 8 months early. So before I could go anywhere else, I would be at least a year or 18 months before I could go and do a show somewhere else. I said to NBC, ‘Would you release me from my contract.’ They said, ‘We want to keep you here.’ OK. What are your ideas? They said, ‘How about primetime?’ I said, ‘That will never work.’ ‘No, no, we want to put you on at 10:00. We have done focus groups. People will love you at 10:00. Look at these studies showing Jay’s chin at 10:00. People will go crazy.’ Didn’t seem like a good idea at the time. I said, ‘Alright, can I keep my staff?’ There are 175 people that work here. I said, ‘Can I keep my staff?’ Yes, you can. Let’s try it. We guarantee you 2 years on the air, guaranteed. ‘Now for the first 4 or 5 months against original shows like CSI, you’ll get killed, but in the spring and summer when the reruns come, that’s when you’ll pick up.’ OK, great. I agree to that.
Four months go by, we don’t make it. Meanwhile, Conan’s show during the summer, we’re not on, was not doing well. The great hope was that we would help him. Well, we didn’t help him any, OK. They come and go, ‘This show isn’t working. We want to let you go.’ Can you let me out of my contract? No, you’re still a valuable asset to this company. ‘How valuable can I be? You fired me twice. How valuable can I be?’ OK. So then, the affiliates are not happy. The affiliates are the ones that own the TV stations. They’re the ones that sort of makes the decisions, ‘They’re not happy with your performance and Conan is not doing well at 11:30.’ I said, ‘What’s your idea?’ They said, ‘Well, look, how about you do a half hour show at 11:30?’ Now, where I come from, when your boss gives you a job and you don’t do it well, I think we did a good job here, but we didn’t’ get the ratings, so you get humbled. I said, ‘OK, I’m not crazy about doing a half hour, but OK. What do you want to do with Conan?’ ‘We’ll put him on at midnight, or 12:05, keeps The Tonight Show, does all that, he gets the whole hour.’ I said, OK. You think Conan will go for that?’ ‘Yes, yes. [laughter] Almost guarantee you.’ I said OK. Shake hands, that’s it. I don’t have a manager, I don’t have an agent, that’s my handshake deal.
Next thing I see Conan has a story in the paper saying he doesn’t want to do that. They come back to me and they say, ‘If he decides to walk and doesn’t want to do it, do you want the show back?’ I go, ‘Yeah, I’ll take the show back. If that’s what he wants to do. This way, we keep our people working, fine.’ So that’s pretty much where we are. It looks like we might be back at 11:30, I’m not sure. I don’t know. [applause] I don’t know. But through all of this – through all of this, Conan O’Brien has been a gentleman. He’s a good guy. I have no animosity towards him. This is all business. If you don’t get the ratings, they take you off the air. I think you know this town, you can do almost anything. You get ratings they keep you. I don’t get ratings, he wants. That was NBC’s solution. It didn’t work so we might have an answer for you tomorrow. So, we’ll see. That’s basically where it is.”
EXCLUSIVE! 11TH UPDATE, SUNDAY 8:50 AM: 
Below is Saturday Night Live‘s cold opening about the festering late night debacle about to end — now possibly Tuesday after the MLK long weekend — with NBC’s $40 million “don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out” payment to Conan O’Brien that also frees him to compete against Jay Leno immediately. Best line of the show was SNL Weekend Update anchor Seth Meyers’: “This week you didn’t need Cinemax to see someone screwed on TV.” It’s amazing and bewildering that the network keeps vigorously promoting this comedy of errors to the media via video clips of its own employees denigrating and humiliating the beleaguered brand. (I asked 
one SNL insider if there was any behind the scenes bitching from the suits because of the NBC bashing. “None at all.”) Perhaps, at this nadir, NBC has to put ratings above its own reputation. Or maybe there’s just no defense possible. Although Jeff Zucker keeps desperately trotting out more and more NBC execs — first entertainment boss Jeff Gaspin, then sports czar Dick Ebersol, then news topper Steve Capus — to give dictation to The New York Times in support of himself. (When did stenography replace reporting there?) In that article, Zucker tries to play the victim of a media frenzy — but it was a self-inflicted wound. Hollywood is now hearing from people around Zucker how he’s “‘wiped out from his Conan ordeal’,” Deadline New York Editor Mike Fleming learned last night, “Zucker apparently scrapped plans to fly to LA with his family for tonight’s Golden Globes broadcast by NBC or the NBC Universal after-party. 
At least that is how he is feeling at the moment.” Meanwhile, viewers weighed in on O’Brien’s Tonight Show episodes at NBC’s Hulu.com in the Team Conan vs Team Leno battle. Tags read “better than leno”, “amazing” and “conan>leno”, while tags for the Leno clips say “backstabber”, “not funny”, “hack”. Then there’s this zinger from O’Brien’s longtime rep Gavin Palone. The manager sent an email to CBS mogul Les Moonves, while this mess unfolded, asking whether “a long time ago you planted Jeff Zucker there as a way to destroy NBC from inside.” Ouch!
10TH UPDATE, FRIDAY 5:15 PM: A settlement of NBC vs Conan is close but not yet signed. “There are still issues to be worked out,” an insider reports back to me. This follows all-day negotiations between NBC and its attorneys, and Team Conan and their manager-agency-lawyer reps. “There’ve been some very intense conversations”. 
All are under confidentiality agreements. So to what extent did NBC blink? Remember that all week, as I’ve been reporting, NBCU chief Jeff Zucker stuck to an extreme position that threatened to hold Conan to his contract and keep him off the air for 3 1/2 years and not pay him a penny of that $60M penalty fee if O’Brien doesn’t host The Tonight Show as the network promised. Instead of a prolonged and ugly battle, NBC has given in to Team Conan who’ve insisted their guy exits only with a lot of cash and freedom. How much cash? 
“Zucker’s NBC spin puts it at $25 million. But it’s a lot closer to $40 million than $25 million,” my insider says. “And Conan was adamant that NBC take care of the people close to him — [executive producer] Jeff Ross and the staff who moved out to Los Angeles.” According to the pact, Conan leaves The Tonight Show on January 22nd. Meanwhile, he’s free to go anywhere and compete with Jay. This is that Ron Meyer-negotiated deal (which I first reported yesterday at 3 PM). The Universal Studios president/COO was asked to step in secretly by WME agents Ari Emanuel when Team Conan and NBC were so far apart they weren’t even on speaking terms. “They [NBC Universal] were lucky to have Ron.” I’m told the deal might close as soon as Saturday. And NBC’s PR nightmare will end. Or will it? In his Friday night monologue, Conan defended himself against NBC sports czar Dick Ebersole’s very public (and inappropriate) takedown: “In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I’m such an idiot, they now want me to run the network.”
9TH UPDATE, FRIDAY 7 AM: I can confirm that Team Conan reassembled in Los Angeles last night, and O’Brien’s reps are still “figuring out how to settle” but at the same time still lobbying NBCU chief Jeff Zucker to keep Conan as host of The Tonight Show. Their negotiations continued with NBC. Unlike the network which wants a resolution by end of today, the agents-lawyers-managers are in no hurry to accept what NBC is offering to end this late night crisis and the resulting PR nightmare. Team Conan is banking on it getting worse, not better, with every passing hour and day as the media and public stay obsessed with the network vs Tonight Show host story and all its drama. “This will get off the front pages,” NBC Universal chief Jeff Zucker predicted to Team Conan. “You are 100% wrong,” one of O’Brien’s reps shot back. Much, much more after the jump…
8TH UPDATE, THURSDAY 8:40 PM: Not surprisingly, NBC wants to put a stop to this late night PR nightmare before end of day tomorrow. The only question now is to what degree the network will blink to do that. After days of sticking to an extreme position that threatened to hold Conan O’Brien to his contract and keep him off the air for 3 1/2 years and not pay him a penny of that penalty fee if he doesn’t host The Tonight Show as the network promised, NBC appears to be giving in to Team Conan. In that Ron Meyer-negotiated deal I first reported at 3 PM, Conan receives a lot of cash for his freedom (see below). Indeed, he gets almost everything — except of course The Tonight Show, which Leno would host in a do-over. But what a difference a few days make. Meanwhile, Team Zucker continue their villification of Conan for defying NBC’s late night plans. I’ve already reported how Zucker is blaming Conan for this mess because “he let me down” when given The Tonight Show. Now Dick Ebersol, who as NBC Universal Sports chairman is Tweedledee to Zucker’s Tweedledum, is talking about “an astounding failure by Conan”. (Dickwad, I predict you’ll fail February 12-28 by giving us another Olympics snorefest.)
Meanwhile, news reports say Conan O’Brien placed his set on Craigslist for sale Thursday afternoon and announced it on the show later that night:
TITLE:4 SALE: Barely-Used Late Night Show -Make Me An Offer
DESCRIPTION: This is a chance of a lifetime to own your very own late night talk show–guaranteed to last for up to seven months!! Really must see to appreciate.
Information for potential buyers:
– Measures 100’ x 100’ x 32’ – plenty of room for a futon!
– Designed for 11:35 but can be easily moved
– Band can be sold separately
– Buyer must honor Barry Manilow booking next Thursday
MAKE ME YOUR BEST OFFER!!!!! (Also willing to trade for Coldplay tickets.)
THURSDAY 6:45 PM, 7TH UPDATE, : During tonight’s monologue, the for-the-moment host of The Tonight Show referred to my scoop that NBCU chief Jeff Zucker was threatening to put him on ice for 3 1/2 years. “Hi, I’m Conan O’Brien, NBC’s ‘Employee of the Month’. There’s a rumor that NBC is so upset with me, they want to keep me off the air for 3 years. My response to that is, if NBC doesn’t want people to see me, just leave me on NBC.”
Bada bing. “No matter what happens, it’s been a real honor to sit in the same chair as Steve Allen, Jack Paar, Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, and Jay Leno.”
THURSDAY 3 PM, 6TH UPDATE: I’ve just learned that, for the past 48 hours, Universal Studios President/COO Ron Meyer was secretly drafted during this NBC late night crisis to negotiate a settlement between the network and Team Conan after O’Brien and his reps were threatened by NBC Universal chief Jeff Zucker (see below). WME boss Ari Emanuel asked him to step in. “Ron is a former agent, one of the biggest in Hollywood. He could get this done, so NBC used him,” a source just told me. “No one would talk to each other, and they talked to Ron. He got everybody to talk to everybody.” The deal as sketched puts Jay Leno back hosting The Tonight Show, and Conan O’Brien exiting with a lot of money. But there are still some terms to be worked out — which is why there hasn’t been any announcement yet. But I’m warned that “anything can happen” now that Meyer did his duty, and NBC is back in charge. I can tell you there are definitely people around NBC Universal boss Jeff Zucker who want to keep Conan in place at The Tonight Show. “But Zucker is digging in his heels because of the bad press. He’s being stubborn,” a Team Conan insider just told me. Stay tuned.
THURSDAY 2:15 PM, 5TH UPDATE: NBC isn’t confirming Internet reports of a done deal that Jay is in, Conan is out, as host of The Tonight Show at 11:35 PM. According to my insiders, Team Conan is denying the reports. But O’Brien’s reps acknowledge: “It’s a very fluid situation”. Meanwhile, I’ve learned Team Conan didn’t know NBC had just put out that press release boasting about Conan’s heated-up ratings. “He’s been killing in recent weeks. NBC can see that.”
THURSDAY, 2 PM, 4TH UPDATE: Amid unconfirmed Internet reports that NBC’s Leno-Conan switcharoo for hosting The Tonight Show at 11:35 PM is now a done deal for Jay but not Conan, the network just sent out a news release noting that “NBC’s The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien has topped all broadcast and cable competition in the key late-night demographic of adults 18-49 for the week of January 4-8. At 12:35 a.m. ET. Last week also saw Conan deliver bigger audiences than CBS’s Late Show with David Letterman and the ABC lineup of Nightline and Jimmy Kimmel Live in adults, men and women 18-34, men 18-49 and men 25-54. Conan has finished #1 or tied for #1 among broadcast networks in adult 18-49 rating for nine of the last 11 weeks. The median age of Conan’s audience last week was 45.6, nine years younger than Nightline‘s” 55.0 and 11 years younger than Letterman’s 57.3.”
So, let me get this straight: NBC is crowing about the numbers of the guy they want off The Tonight Show and off NBC in favor of Jay Leno. Yes, that makes a lot of sense — in Zuckerland.
THURSDAY 8:20 AM, 3RD UPDATE: NBC Universal, faced with Conan O’Brien’s defiance, is taking what insiders tell me is “a super tough threatening position” over his refusal to host The Tonight Show at 12:05 AM instead of 11:35 PM. “Someone’s got to show NBCU that big greedy corporate dickheads can’t win,” one of Conan’s manager-agent-lawyer-public relations “Team Conan” representatives told me. And while Jeff Zucker has not stepped up and taken responsibility for this mess he set in in motion in the first place — by replacing Leno with Conan O’Brien as host of The Tonight Show even though Jay was No. 1 in his time slot at the time — he’s been busy behind the scenes. I’ve already reported how Zucker has been privately blaming Conan for the current debacle, saying “He let me down” because The Tonight Show for the last 7 months since O’Brien took over has been losing out to David Letterman in both eyeballs and advertiser-coveted demographics. (Bullshit, Zucker, you can’t keep blaming others for your Zuck-ups.) Bad enough that Zucker made Conan hear about the planned move in the first place from the media.
But now the NBCU chief has been talking tough during the negotiations with Team Conan. To counter O’Brien’s principled public statement which the late night host issued this week, Zucker “is threatening to ice Conan”, according to his reps. “Zucker said, ‘I’ll keep you off the air for 3 1/2 years.’ Which doesn’t have a chance in hell of happening. What I really think Zucker wants is to hold him off the market for at least six months to a year until the dust settles and Leno is secure and Conan is squelched.” One rep even compared Zucker to “Darth Vader” because the NBCU chief “has been so evil” about this. His 3 1/2-years threat comes because O’Brien has another 2 1/2 half years left to run on his contract, and NBC could also enforce a clause that keeps Conan off television for a year after that.
According to NBC’s stated plans, The Jay Leno Show would leaves its unsuccessful primetime 10 PM time slot on February 12th, and then move to 11:35 PM after NBC finishes broadcasting the Vancouver Winter Olympics on February 28th. That’s when The Jay Leno Show arrives in late night, and Conan’s show pushes back by 1/2 an hour. To NBC’s way of thinking, it can kill two birds with one stone: it won’t have to pay Jay that hefty $80 million penalty for taking The Jay Leno Show off the air because the program has “merely” moved timeslots. And it won’t have to pay Conan that fat $60 million penalty for removing him from The Tonight Show because that program, too, has “merely” moved timeslots. But, as David Letterman so succinctly put it this week, “At 12:05 AM, that’s not The Tonight Show, that’s The Tomorrow Show! As I’ve written previously, the Pottery Barn rule is applicable here: “You break it, you buy it.” It could and it should cost NBC.
But I’ve learned O’Brien’s reps now believe that Zucker wants to jettison Conan altogether and put Jay back at The Tonight Show at its usual starting time. So, to prevent O’Brien competing at NBC or elsewhere with Leno’s attempt to lure back his late night audience, NBCU’s Zucker has come up with this plot to “ice” Conan for the length of his NBC Tonight Show contract. It’s dastardly, it’s cowardly, and it could be damn effective. But there’s no way Team Conan says they’re going to let that happen. Bad enough NBCU horribly humiliated Conan and, as he so rightly pointed out in his statement, will damage The Tonight Show by moving it down a half-hour. With the 12:05 AM start, its ratings will never recover. After NBC made that decision, the phones at his WME agency rang off the hook with calls from every network, cable, and pay channel looking to hire O’Brien. And there’s every reason for him to flee. But, if Conan exits voluntarily or involuntarily, it will take at least a year before a new show is readied and on the air. He risks losing his fan base during that time. And he’ll be forever tagged by the failure. So now it’s open warfare between NBC and O’Brien’s reps.
Zucker’s hardline stance became evident during that 1:45 PM Tuesday meeting at NBC Universal this week shortly after Conan issued his statement of defiance. On one side of the room were NBCU bigwigs Jeff Gaspin and Marc Graboff. On the other were O’Brien’s reps: manager Gavin Palone, WME agent and board member Rick Rosen, and the newest member of Team O’Brien, Hollywood litigator Patty Glaser, who was hired last Sunday and is WME’s legal shark of choice. Not attending were Zucker (hiding back in NYC), or WME boss Ari Emanuel (leading the WME retreat in Rancho Mirage). One of Hollywood’s toughest negotiators and the model for Entourage agent Ari Gold played by Jeremy Piven, Ari. Even so, Gavin can be as mean as a rabid dog, Rick’s agency reps 60% of the TV talent, and Glaser is a pitbull. For them, this kind of mano-a-mano negotiation is bloodsport. But even they were shocked by Zucker’s scheming.
“Patty came in and said, ‘You can’t do this.’ They claim they can legally, but everyone knows it’s ambiguous. The contract is not clearly expressed and they are misinterpreting it,” one of my sources related. “So everything now is at a standstill. There’s been a proposal, and a counter-proposal. This will end up in front of a judge if someone [at NBCU] doesn’t wise up.”
I’d learned both NBCU chief Jeff Zucker as well as Gaspin were told about Conan’s statement publicly promising to protect the integrity of The Tonight Show he’d inherited. It made Zucker furious. O’Brien’s reps didn’t want O’Brien to speak out. “They were not thrilled. They told him it would undercut his negotiating leverage,” one source revealed to me. “But Conan wouldn’t listen to them. He wanted to make it.” And yet, because of the controversy, O’Brien’s Tonight Show ratings have risen. While Leno hasn’t received a similar bump, Conan’s number went up to 1.9 in the overnights. Certainly, that has to give NBC pause, right? Apparently not. Sources tell me there’s only “the slightest of chances” that Zucker will relent and keep O’Brien and The Tonight Show intact at 11:35 PM. As for Conan, if he’s released, he wants to ensure his executive producer Jeff Ross and other staff who moved out from New York to Los Angeles “are taken care of”. As for himself, “he’s not thinking about strategy. He’s saying, “I just want enough money to feed my family.'”
- HELL NO! Conan Refusing To Delay ‘Tonight Show’; What Does NBC Do Now? UPDATE: Suits Met With Team O’Brien
- NBC MEETS THE PRESS: Officially Cancels Leno Show At 10PM: Wants To Keep Jay AND Conan AND Jimmy; Admits Nothing A Done Deal Yet; Claims Leno In Primetime Was Doing OK; Blames Affiliates For Making Network Yank It; “PR Nightmare”
- NBC ON THE HOT SEAT: Will It Be Jay AND Conan In Late Night? What’s The Reason For Leno’s Anti-NBC Monologue Tonight?
Zucker threatens to ice Conan?
How about we get someone to ice Zucker instead? How does this man still have a job? Clearly he has the highers-up at NBC by the short and curlies.
I would imagine Jeff Zucker will be rewarded handsomely with a huge year-end bonus for deftly keeping the network in the coveted fourth place slot. If NBC continues with its current management team, the Tonight Show won’t be the only casualty. The economic crisis threatens the local markets where the network’s affiliates have to compete for ratings and ad dollars. This is where the rubber hits the road on this crisis of non-leadership at NBC. Mergers, acquisitions or bankruptcies in local markets among affiliates will most likely threaten NBC very survival and its ability to even emerge from fourth place with any degree of market share.
Let’s see…. Zucker is in NYC….NYC is where Wall Street is….And where Bank CEO’s were and are handsomely rewarded for bad performance…I guess you could say….It’s the NEW YORK way of compensation !!! :<<
My concrats go to Conan for having the guts to challenge nbc , at last we have someone who stand up to those clowns who think they can push people around .
JAY CONAN AND DAVE ALL STINK IF YOU ASK ME DAVES A PERVERT JAY IS A FREAK AND CONAN IS A WRITER HE PROBABLY IS THE WITTEST OF THE BUNCH CANT THESE NETWORKS FIND SOME REAL TALENTED COMEDIANS TO ENTERTAIN US NOT EX WHEATHER GUYS FORMER SNL WRITERS AND PISS POOR CIRCUT COMEDIAN PLUS ALL THERE ACTS ARE KIND OF TIRED HOW ABOUT SOMEBODY BLACK MAYBE LATE NIGHT NEEDS A LITTLE COLOR BRING BACK SINBAD AT LEAST HE IS FUNNY OR GIVE ADAM SANDLER A SHOW LIKE THAT HE IS A HOOT
Dear Paul,
Please stop yelling. Please use periods. Please learn how to use commas, apostrophes, hyphens and question marks. Please learn how to spell. Please learn how to use the English language. Thank you.
How is it that the Obama government can declare that bank executives (even those who didn’t take TARP)can’t make mountains of money, but the stars of NBC and Hollywood can make much much more?? Maybe the stars should be socialized and nationalized?
Barbara,
This has NOTHING to do with Obama, TARP or any politics. Why do you have to inject your ill informed opinions into every topic around? Also, stars and hollywood make a ton of money because the networks make tons of money off of them. Same with athletes. It is basic business and not difficult to understand. Stars who pull in hundreds of millions of dollars at the box office, can command 25 million a movie because the production companies are willing to pay it, it is that simple. The difference is, bank executives and wall street are rewarded for not doing those things. If an actor who made 25 million a movie suddenly starred in two horribly performing movies, his pay would go down. Hollywood works the way the banks should.
PWNED.
Printing, even on the internet, and NBC logo flipping the bird is classless and vulgar. I don’t care what they’re doing, whoever did that is just as bad. Grow up and act like adults. Use a little tact and you’ll gain respect. Don’t act like Moron’s.
I’m still dumbfounded that anyone at NBC gave Conan O’Brien a show of ANY KIND! If ANYONE should be fired it should be the moron who gave Conan some airtime.
Not only is Conan NOT funny by ANY standards, he took the Tonight Show, a late night institution, and turned it into something ridiculous. Johnny Carson probably rolled over in his grave when it was announced that Conan was taking over.
The poor ratings of the Tonight Show have nothing to do with the “lead in”. They have everything to do with the host. Conan had a dedicated audience at 12:30 ( immature as they might have been to laugh at his stupidity). The Tonight Show had a dedicated audience at 11:30. The fans of the Tonight Show have come to expect a degree of intelligent humor. I don’t want to see a masterbating bear, or watch the host playing with his nipples. I see that type of activity as being insulting to the Tonight Show audience.
For a man who went to Harvard Conan should have known that. He stepped in and slapped the fans of the Tonight Show across the face. For that I say “Don’t let the door hit you in the a$$ on your way out.
As for what to do with the Tonight Show: Tell Jay to take a hike as well. New host: “Ladies and Gentlemen, From Hollywood, it’s The Tonight Show with Jerry Seinfeld. This is Joe Wheeler along with Elvis Costello and the NBC Orchestra inviting you to join Jerry and his guest; Tiger Woods. And now ladies and gentlemen,……Heeeeeeeerrrrreeeeee’ssssss JERRY!
Conan is NOT funny or entertaining. I’ve never watched more than a few minutes of his show. Every sponsor should pull their ads to avoid being associated w/this indecent exposure of who is the biggest dick.
What a fucking douchebag.
You mean he wants to send Conan to the Winter Olympics as a correspondent?
Don’t people remember NBC first axed Leno years ago? He was cool about it. But their plan, (stupid then, stupid later) didn’t work out, audience-wise. Nothing personal, it’s just business. Unfortunately, NBC business guys don’t seem to understand what the audience wants. Not sure why – given that’s their business.
NBC guys are beginning to remind me of bankers. Not doing their job, but expecting a bonus.
The Zucker quote is already there along with Ovitz’ footsoldiers.
Fox / Murdoch — it’s well past time to make your move.
Zucker must be getting moody being that Maureen Dowd just wrote an Op-Ed in the New York Times titled “The Biggest Loser,” making a strong case that he is the “most destructive media executive to ever exist.” Everyone should read it and support Comcast in running this guy out of the business. He’s an A-List scumbag, its time for him to stop falling upward.
Zucker can go fuck himself!!!!! What a stupid prick he is!
yes he can and conan also
both have no talent and should resign
I agree. Total dildohead!
Boy oh boy has Zucker made a big mistake with this one. Zucker doesn’t know that how defiant and determined the Conan fanbase is. Time to call in the Comcast shareholders and execs to weigh in on NBCU president Zucker for his vieled threat. Zucker’s threat sound’s empty. He can’t keep Super Conan off the air where all of this is Zucker’s fault. Zucker should be quizzed in the press on why he’s destroying the traditional tonight show format. This threat has no merit. I’d like to see Jay walk out on him right behind Conan. But Zucker’s threat could put him right in front of the Comcast board of directors to explain his tonight show damaging policy. Listen in the tease for this weekend’s SNL they’re were making fun of NBCU too.
I think Zucker knows how defiant and determined the Conan fan base is; but I think he also realizes that a handful of high school losers isn’t the target market that the advertisers want. Conan might be the best draw if you were trying to sell zit cream or World of Warcraft action figures; but I don’t think that is the goal of NBC.
Conan’s fan base is determined for about 15 minutes. Then they move onto the next thing. That is why NBC made the right decision. Leno is lame but they know Conan’s ratings aren’t going anywhere but down, the young crowd doesn’t have the attention span to watch Conan on a regular basis.
Conan is doing exactly what he should do. His letter gave him a lot of good press and made him look like the only grown-up involved in this situation. Maybe it hurt his negotiations with NBC, but it sure didn’t hurt him in the public eye or with Fox.
Now he should just keep up his rabid beat-down of NBC every single night. It is extremely funny, and it further cements Conana as a force to be reckoned with. He should also just let NBC do what it wants while becoming a thorn in NBC’s side. If they move him to 12:05, he should fight it, but go nonetheless. He can issue another press release saying he wants to uphold his contract and continue to do what he loves, then keep trashing NBC.
Right now Conan is showing every bit of that Harvard education of his. He is coming across as the smartest of the bunch and THE up-and-comer, while Leno is beginning to look like a has-been who refuses to let go of his past.
Whatever happens, it’s a lot of fun to watch!
Either you like Conan or you dispise him. I don’t think there can be an in between. I’ve watched his show about 7 or 8 times and have to say each broadcast was boring. He looks queer and is obviously overly in love with himself. Is it true that he graduated from Harvard? He doesn’t appear to be that smart. With respect to his defiant and determined fanbase, go do something productive! I think you know what I mean. What a waste of everyone’s time.
Zucker and Gaspin just bought a split level in HELL!
Here’s a solution, NBC:
Keep the late-night lineup in tact. Keep the Leno show on primetime, but move it out of 10pm and cut it to 3 nights a week.
The Jay Leno Show could air Mondays at 9pm EST (move Chuck to 10pm, Parenthood up to 8pm) Wednesdays at 9pm EST (bumping SVU to 10pm, where it does well), and Fridays at 8pm EST (pushing Law & Order to 9 where it does better anyway, at Dateline to 10pm).
Schedule fixed. Leno Monday-Wednesday-Friday, makes each night more of an event than a daily program.
Anyone disagree?
I suspect NBC has been mapping this out for some time now. Even the way in which this news has been carefully choreographed by NBC brass to consistently keep Conan’s team reeling.
All conveniently timed to proceed the NBC upfronts, which as Deadline has already reported are no longer the infronts.
What am I missing? Considering the huge public following for Conan, why isn’t the solution to eliminate Jay, keep Conan at 11:30 with the Tonight, using this “mess” as a great way to stir ratings and, thus, push viewership for The Tonight Show.
Sure, I guess they have to pay Jay a big buy out, but isn’t the long term health of the Tonight Show more important?
And you know Conan will do it, b/c he wants the Tonight show.
Otherwise, NBC will lose Conan and Jay, seen as the bad guy, will probably get clobbered by Letterman and then Conan lands on another network. NBC loses both directions.
So what am I missing?
aaaah, how long does Comcast give Zucker? I dont think they’ll let him have three years… looks like he zucked himself.
When all is said and done, it looks like NBC / Zucker is going to do what it wants, regardless.
An impromptu poll at another site showed an 83% support for Conan staying on-board with THE TONIGHT SHOW and for THE TONIGHT SHOW to stay exactly where it is.
What a piece of muck NBC has made for themselves… all about their idol worship for LENO. LOL, I remember NBC forcing small town affiliates to ‘support’ the LENO move or they would pull their feed to those markets. And for what?
Nice Zucker, real nice.
Moving “The Tonight Show” (the franchise, regardless of host) later to accommodate Jay Leno is like putting the Mona Lisa in a back gallery to give its space to poker-playing dogs on black-lite velvet.
Ha! Very Funny!
Only Howard Stern can save late night. Can them all and out Howard on
This is getting almost sad. Zucker has defaced NBC in such a way that it will never recover. He thinks that Conan caused all this? Well, Jeff, take a look at the numbers when Conan’s gone, they’re not gonna look pretty.
@shareholders Can you please get the ball rolling on replacing JZ? Thanks.
I actually thought this whole thing started when Jay said he was going to retire when his contract ran out in 2009. The mistake was actually keeping Jay on NBC in the first place. Oh, wait. NBC is in fifth place. Forgot….
Zucker threatening to put Conan on ice for three years is laughable. I’m surprised Zucker doesn’t know how this movie ends. He’s damaged Leno, damaged his own rep and tarnished the reputation of NBC. It’s not going to get better until Zucker is out of the equation.
I almost wouldn’t be surprised if this whole thing was set in motion by Comcast in order to get rid of Zucker after using him to weasel inside the network for the sale. Hell GE will payoff Zucker’s contract if Comcast starts threatening to pull out of the deal.
Doesn’t Leno have a time-slot guarantee in his contract? Even if he prefers to go back to an 11:35 timeslot, would NBC be on the hook for a penalty payment?
If Zucker can keep Conan off the air for 3 1/2 year, finally I’ll like him.
Conan is just plain not funny. In his 17 years, I’ve only watched him 30 times. Twice a year, just about.
Thank God he will be done soon. Not soon enough.
If we can only get James Cameron for Spiderman reboot now.
NBC needs to cut their losses and do so quickly. On Tuesday, Conan issued a classy sounding letter. Ever since his behavior has been anything but classy as he trashes NBC and his all but certain successor, Jay Leno. What an immature strategy; when you don’t get your way go on the Internet. Create as many pseudonyms as possible to spam Twitter and any site that mentions this story. Whoever’s advising Conan to burn his bridges should reconsider. He/She is not doing Conan any favors.
On Wednesday night, Conan’s monologue went from funny to biting and acerbic. I turned him off. It’s time for him to leave. Is there really any point in prolonging the inevitable? Conan is coming across like a disgruntled employee.
Conan may have only gotten 7 months, but Jay only had 4 months. Move on Conan. Don’t damage your professional image any further.
Oh, come on. Conan has been hilarious through all this, as have Letterman and Ferguson. He was so wronged on so many levels, the least he can do is find the humor in it. His fans are LOVING it!