“If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host, you’ve got the wrong studio,” Jay Leno said on air tonight. “What is going on? First, Conan hits his head. Then, someone tries to extort money from Letterman. I’m so glad I’m out of late night. I myself was once the victim of an extortion plot. How do you think NBC got me to do a 10 pm show?”
Then Leno swears, “I have never had a sexual relationship with any of my staff members.”
With that, Smitty the drummer stalks off.
“You messin’ around on me?,” Kevin asked Jay.