While some Hollywood CEOs arrived in Washington DC by private jets 24 hours before Earth Day to attend the MPAA’s Business of Show Business symposium and meet-and-greets with Capitol Hill pols, a few felt nervous and flew commercial aircraft. This is a real conversation that took place between two of the company heads:

“But what if some Senator asks how we flew here?” one of the moguls asked another.

“Don’t be a wimp. I’ll tell him I came by G4. Then I’ll tell him to go fuck himself.”