Note to Michael Eisner: Another week, and there’s yet another announcement to the media from you that you’re buying or investing or starting something. We get it: you’re rich, and you can do anything. So you’re acting out the tenets of that self-help book, Who Moved My Cheese? An Amazing Way to Deal with Change in Your Work and in Your Life. But the stuff you’re doing is really, really boring. Or really, really weird. (Topps bubble gum?) You’re looking for a second act, and Hollywood wants you to simply go away. Because no one here gives a rat’s ass.
Note To Michael Eisner: Cheese It!
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